Amazon Prime Video is definitely something that exists that I’ve heard of

I have reached the age where I am asking, “Where the hell does SNL find these musical guests?” But then when I look them up, I find out they’re some of the most popular artists in the world.

Isn't it about time for bold and italics to come to text messaging?

If I hold the door open for you, take it from me. I am not the doorman.
I’ll be impressed with mobile phone cameras when I take can take a high-quality photo of the Moon.

What ever happened to socks? I have been seeing lots of ankles for the past year or so, even in weather that does not lend itself to bare skin.

If this is how Facebook protects users’ data when they are profiting in the billions, what will happen when their stock becomes junk?
Does anyone actually sign up for newsletters from websites, or are these popups just designed to make us hate the web?
The breakfast of champions: three Kroger brand Advils and a Bloody Mary.
I’m so tired of the checkout clerk asking me if I’m stocking up for a party every time I do my normal grocery shopping.
In most of the world, if you empathize with your captors they call it Stockholm Syndrome. Here in Stockholm they call it a weekday.