Month: March 2019

England, just say you want to come back. We can talk it out.

England, just say you want to come back

The breakfast of champions: three Kroger brand Advils and a Bloody Mary.

The breakfast of champions

People believe all sorts of crazy shit.

People believe all sorts of crazy shit

It’s weird how people have two eyes.

People have two eyes

I’m so tired of the checkout clerk asking me if I’m stocking up for a party every time I do my normal grocery shopping.

Party at the grocery store