I have reached the age where I am asking, “Where the hell does SNL find these musical guests?” But then when I look them up, I find out they’re some of the most popular artists in the world.

Isn't it about time for bold and italics to come to text messaging?

I definitely get a little bit skeptical when someone is developing a new app for parking and they tell me they’re changing the world. 

– J. D. Vance, 2019