If you’re wearing long pants, you should also be wearing socks. It’s that simple.
Every time I eat cheese doodles it reminds me that I don’t really like cheese doodles that much.
I saw First Man tonight, really loud and large in a Stockholm cinema. Holy fucking shit. It is beautiful.
Keep on asking me, LinkedIn. I will never download your app. I will dismiss your pop up a thousand more times more. You will never break me.
The world is getting increasingly more annoying at an alarming rate.
What ever happened to helping people and being kind?
Is it just my magnetic personality or is there some other reason Bluetooth keeps cutting out when the speaker is right next to the computer?
Election night in Sweden reminds me of this one night a couple years ago when it was inevitable that a super-qualified woman was going to become president of the United States.
På väg att förtidsrösta!
I never would have predicted I’d spend so much of my adult life identifying which photos show traffic lights and store fronts.
I’m really not sure what I was doing with my life before I found out about Yamachan and Terrace House.
My 1996 book Slamdek A to Z is now available in the iBookstore for iPad, iPhone and Mac. It's all about when I ran an indie label in Louisville from 1986 to 1995.
I just saw a kid screaming and crying because its dad wouldn’t let it walk in the bicycle lane. Ya gotta let go and accept some things or you’re in for a tough life, kiddo. I never walk in the bicycle lane and you don’t see me throwing a fit.
Seriously, how much longer until there’s an asterisk next to Trump’s name in the history books? I mean, Wikipedia.
What’s the hold up on that pee pee tape?
When the sun shines, we shine together.
I just saw a grown man wearing white pants.
Some people are really good at basketball.
FoxNews should change their slogan from “Fair and balanced” to “Constitutional fan fiction”
It’s a beautiful day to relax in the park with a curl up with a good iPhone.
People just love looking at their phones! I guess I do too. It’s fun!
Were there no sunny days during World War II? I’m in Berlin right now and it’s gorgeous.
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.
So awesome to get multiple push notifications about who won the Kentucky Derby while I’m waiting for the live stream on the goddamn NBCSports website to “initialize.”