I really want to watch this game on Saturday, but if I do, Louisville will lose.
I grew up in a home full of Kentucky fans, but somewhere along the way Louisville’s team became just as good, if not better.
Every year when the NCAA tournament is underway, there comes a moment when Louisville is set to play a huge game. That is, they are playing a game that wasn’t expected. This year, that moment is Saturday.
And every year when it happens, I can’t resist watching. And they can’t resist losing.
So I’m going to have to skip it and hope my theory is correct: I am the center of the universe and the outcome of basketball games depends on whether or not I am watching.