All in one lifetime: member of the Teamsters and the Swedish Journalists’ Union.
Oh, and one time I bought Claire Danes a bourbon and Coke.
And I ran for senate in Kentucky. And this other time I was a newspaper photographer in a film that was nominated for Best Picture.
Oh I almost forgot about the time Annika Norlin looked at me.
Wait, did I mention that I saw Steve Jobs in 2003 and his assistant stopped me from showing him my Apple tattoo? Right. That.
All in one lifetime.
And I played over 100 shows in Europe with my band. Yep.
And when I was a kid I met Robert Crippen, commander of the first Space Shuttle flight.
And Mr T.
And I saw Nirvana in concert.
And Liberace.
And Jerry Lee Lewis five times.
And Johnny Cash twice.
Yeah, so the point is, I’m in the Swedish Journalists’ Union now.