Quick Fix!

Isn’t it about time for bold and italics to come to text messaging?

America loves a trainwreck.  – Chris Elliott

I definitely get a little bit skeptical when someone is developing a new app for parking and they tell me they’re changing the world.  – J. D. Vance, 2019

Enough with the word “unprecedented”

If I hold the door open for you, take it from me. I am not the doorman.

I’ll be impressed with mobile phone cameras when I take can take a high-quality photo of the Moon.

Eggs are delicious unless you think about them.

If this is how Facebook protects users’ data when they are profiting in the billions, what will happen when their stock becomes junk?

Does anyone actually sign up for newsletters from websites, or are these popups just designed to make us hate the web?

England, just say you want to come back. We can talk it out.

The breakfast of champions: three Kroger brand Advils and a Bloody Mary.

Whiskey bent and hell bound

In most of the world, if you empathize with your captors they call it Stockholm Syndrome. Here in Stockholm they call it a weekday.

Do we really have to do this every day? Do we really have to spend most of our days at work, just to get food and shelter and things that everybody needs? I understand if you want really good Mexican food sometimes like I do, then it’s okay to work

Email would be a lot less annoying and actually quite reasonable if we all removed our signatures and automatic quoting of the previous message. Both of those features have outlived their usefulness. I’m going to do it now.