I have reached the age where I am asking, “Where the hell does SNL find these musical guests?” But then when I look them up, I find out they’re some of the most popular artists in the world.
Isn’t it about time for bold and italics to come to text messaging?
Isn’t it about time for bold and italics to come to text messaging?
America loves a trainwreck. – Chris Elliott
America loves a trainwreck. – Chris Elliott
I definitely get a little bit skeptical when someone is developing a new app for parking and they tell me they’re changing the world. – J. D. Vance, 2019
I definitely get a little bit skeptical when someone is developing a new app for parking and they tell me they’re changing the world. – J. D. Vance, 2019
Enough with the word “unprecedented”
Enough with the word “unprecedented”
You are the velociraptor when we thought you were the goat.
You are the velociraptor when we thought you were the goat.
Everything that reappears has disappeared.
Everything that reappears has disappeared.
If I hold the door open for you, take it from me. I am not the doorman.
If I hold the door open for you, take it from me. I am not the doorman.
Stockholm tunnelbana station at Skarpnäck, with 17 sculpted benches by American artist Richard Nonas. Opened in 1994, the station is 25 meters (82 feet) below the ground.
to articleI’ll be impressed with mobile phone cameras when I take can take a high-quality photo of the Moon.
I’ll be impressed with mobile phone cameras when I take can take a high-quality photo of the Moon
What ever happened to socks? I have been seeing lots of ankles for the past year or so, even in weather that does not lend itself to bare skin.
What ever happened to socks? I have been seeing lots of ankles for the past year or so, even in weather that does not lend itself to bare skin.
As seen from Klarabergsviadukten
to articleHow many computers are lost to tea each year in England?
How many computers are lost to tea each year in England?
Eggs are delicious unless you think about them.
Eggs are delicious unless you think about them.
If this is how Facebook protects users’ data when they are profiting in the billions, what will happen when their stock becomes junk?
If this is how Facebook protects users’ data when they are profiting in the billions, what will happen when their stock becomes junk?
Does anyone actually sign up for newsletters from websites, or are these popups just designed to make us hate the web?
Does anyone actually sign up for newsletters from websites, or are these popups just designed to make us hate the web?
England, just say you want to come back. We can talk it out.
England, just say you want to come back
The breakfast of champions: three Kroger brand Advils and a Bloody Mary.
The breakfast of champions
People believe all sorts of crazy shit.
People believe all sorts of crazy shit
I’m so tired of the checkout clerk asking me if I’m stocking up for a party every time I do my normal grocery shopping.
Party at the grocery store
Whiskey bent and hell bound
Whiskey bent and hell bound
In most of the world, if you empathize with your captors they call it Stockholm Syndrome. Here in Stockholm they call it a weekday.
In most of the world, if you empathize with your captors they call it Stockholm Syndrome. Here in Stockholm they call it a weekday.
Do we really have to do this every day? Do we really have to spend most of our days at work, just to get food and shelter and things that everybody needs? I understand if you want really good Mexican food sometimes like I do, then it’s okay to work
Do we really have to do this every day?
This will bring the total number of official emojis to more than 3,000.
to articleEmail would be a lot less annoying and actually quite reasonable if we all removed our signatures and automatic quoting of the previous message. Both of those features have outlived their usefulness. I’m going to do it now.
Email signatures: end-of-life notification
Thank you, Brett Kavanaugh, for ruining one of my favorite Tom T. Hall songs.
to articleI’m proud* to be an American* Where at least I know I’m free* I won’t* forget the men* who died Who gave that right to me* And I’d gladly* stand up next to you* And defend her still today* ‘Cause there ain’t* no doubt I love this land God* bless
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“Unterhaltung” is apparently the German word for “bad design and blonde chicks”
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”My new shit just dropped!” -Karl Marx
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“Hi, I’m Martin Luther, I’ll be your server today.”
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